Attractions
Three awesome experiences for one great price!
Birchwood Asylum
Have you ever wondered what it would feel like to have your brain tickled from the inside? Well, great news! With every ticket purchased, guests will receive a complimentary lobotomy from one of the best surgeons in the country. With a 56% success rate, what could go wrong? You're only a poke, a twist, and a slight burn away from being the NEW you!
McMeaty's Midway
McMeaty's traveling freaks will be returning again for another year of clowning around. Come explore what lurks in the shadows of our carnival. During your visit, see something tasty or fun? Too bad! Your money is no good here, instead play for your life... or your friends'!
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"Be sure to eat your meats!" ™
-McMeaty's
Dawson's Cabin
Meet John, Mabel, and Marial Dawson. It's well known in the area that the "Dawson sisters" dabble in witchcraft and voodoo. If you ever cross paths with one of these two....you better 'GIT! It's been said that they hold a spell over their daddy's head and that they aren't actually his daughters. The story goes that John found the scared youngsters one day while out trapping, and the girls "convinced" him that they were his own and they were out there cold, alone, and needing shelter. So he brought them home to his cabin, where they hide quietly, growing their powers. Go ahead...enter the cabin, but you've been warned! "If you're seeing double, you're in trouble!!"